Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I didnt know Jason Segel & Kristin Bell before I watch this movie but i read that he did full frontal nude scenes so I said he’s hot and handsome like Hugh Grant, Colin Firth, Brendan Fraser & Keanu Reeves.and the ultimate dreamboat—the late Christopher Reeve against the lanky and dusky Luke Ford in The Mummy 3…so I used my eyes for the first time I would ever see a naked actor on-screen…but I was dismayed..maybe!..by his flaccid and meek revelation..haha.
i thought it’s cool, sexy, spicy, saucy, juicy, cranky and tasty to see a 6′4" guy in his birthday suit but it’s abrupt, awkward, clumsy, funny, nasty and dorky. it’s hot like an iron but hey, to sell it like milk or pancake is like a punch on the moon, unless he was Hugh Jackman in the movie Someone Like You with Ashley Judd, or Im just being capricious like im thinking it’s disgusting to flaunt his tiny baby not a fat member to convey that height is might in all aspects… haha. after all, it’s a cocky move for a guy to swing his equipment all the way from the bathroom. that’s actually a shameless act.
Enough for that milky and tender part of his body coz i have to say this film is boring and lame in a span of almost two hours waiting for me to drop my laptop rather than finish this movie about Forgetting Sarah Marshall who was portrayed by Kristin Bell. What can i say about her being tiny too..haha. I guess their tandem can match another boring couple , Jennifer Aniston & Vince Vaughn in the movie The Break up which they also imitated in real life when they fell apart… and the recent Jennifer & John Mayer affair which also headed to destruction..haha. which might be the real reference of this movie since Jason Segel suited a character, who was tall and healthy like Vince and talented like John Mayer as a songwriter.
The movie is soft and nice if only they made it short and simple w/o the documentary about Hawaii..from Pineapple drink to surfing. It’s cheesy but flimsy using Jack McBrayer (the guy from Touch My Body music video) & the unknown junk and dork Russel Brand, to perform kamasutra sex techniques in the film since they just acted like pigs w/o anything but white meat, not sensual and kinky like Sean William Scott or Chris Klein..or even Jason Biggs. haha. straight from the American Pie series., and the hottest….Adam Sandler …from the Jewish movie You dont mess up with the Zohan..haha.
If Jason Segel will work out and develop a body like Matthey Mcconaughey… he got the looks… but not the girth..haha. and the bubble butt..he’s cute with Mila Kunis as the Hawaiian hotel receptionist whom he fell in love with later in the movie, who is much hotter than Vannessa Minnillo.
